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Notice: Restricted Area
Notice: This Property Protected by Electronic Surveillance
Notice: No Trespassing
Notice: Gloves Required
Notice: Use Handrail
Notice: PPE Must Be Worn Beyond This Point
Notice: Shit Show Supervisor
Notice: Unattended Children Will Be Give Caffeine and a Puppy
Notice: Sedated For Your Protection
Notice: No Smoking
Notice: Keep Door Closed
Notice: Keep Out
Notice: No Eating or Drinking In This Area
Notice: I Always Arrive Late to Work, But I Make It Up By Leaving Early
Notice: I'm the Reason for the Most Recent Safety Video
Notice: Do Not Touch my Shit
Notice: Do Not Block
Notice: Cylinders Must Be chained At All Times
Notice: Authorized Personnel Only
